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Please see the email letter below. This is the kind of stuff that folks at my office receive on a daily basis from people who want to become famous by performing on the Opry stage or having their music played on WSM. What in the world?!? Names have been altered for privacy purposes. Also, I have not corrected any of the spelling or grammer mistakes. I feel the mistakes only add to the letter. Enjoy the read!

This Is B**** B**** In Hohenwald, Tennessee. I am going to be coming out with a albulm here really soon. i am going to try to get my recording in at the Ryman. i recently talked to Kelly at the Opry and she told me to record a cd and send it to her via Email but i want copyright laws against it where no one can use my music..what i am looking into is that if i do get in i want to donate alot of my (money) to People that needs it. alot of people are selfish, and nicole that won't get us nowhere. it's good in making it big, but the question is, is the money there for people that really needs it...i would like to have wsm as a sponsor and some of them i have here locally...my father played with several of people like Lester Flatt and Earle Scruggs..... I recently visited The Ryman and wandered what it was like to be able to stand on the one stage like my father and several others...i tried to learn how to play guitar when my father was living but i couldn't cause he was too fast for me, he also said it would come to me later all i had to do is watch him and stay on it....i have a website i am working on now so i will have one when i get started. it is under construction.. it is www.***.com. My home Phone is 1-9*1-*9*-3*8* my cell 1-9*1-*2*-8*3*.. my father passed away when i was 13 he had Tumor Cancer of the brain and i never knew my mother, my dad raised me from when i was 3 mnths old till 1991....plz feel free to contact me for more info...